I got it! Lace crop top. If only it wasn't winter at the moment, it would be so perfect to wear with something short on the bottom. No way am I wearing shorts with stockings, that's just nasty, why do people even do that. Especially when it's a school day, you can tell they're just wearing the same ones they've been wearing all day. A bit yuck. Understatement actually.

I pulled out my purchases and the looks I got from my friends said it all, I had to then clarify - "It'll be perfect for the BEACH, in SUMMER". Bro I ain't wearing it out on the streets of Hamilton, I'd probably get Mc Donald's wrappers thrown at me out of Holden Commodore 1996's, you classy Hamiltonians you.

There's a facebook group that says "The awkward moment when you go to Hamilton and it robs your dignity" - Took the words out of mine, and i'm sure many others mouths. This city is oppressive! Thankgoodness i only live here part time, thankgoodness for homes in different area codes, thankgoodness for escapes!

I cannot remember the last time I bought something from a chain store... I'm craving going op shopping right now, I have exactly $6.80 on my EFTPOS card. That could get the lace crop top I've been waiting to get.... Should I should I not..

I really have a thing for New Zealand comedy at the moment. New Zealand comedians have a way of expressing the thoughts every New Zealander is thinking, but they get away with it because, well, they are comedians.

Steve Wrigley, Ben Hurley, Dai Henwood, Rhys Darby, Paul Ego, Madeleine Sami.

Ben Hurley descibed the classic Kiwi humour: "Kiwi ingenuity! We will find a way to offend people!"

Too right, Ben.

Good on you, Dai

Dai Henwood said over easter time "Thanks New Zealand on air, if you were a cadbury cream egg, fully lick you out".

I love you, sarcastic sexual New Zealand humour.