I got it! Lace crop top. If only it wasn't winter at the moment, it would be so perfect to wear with something short on the bottom. No way am I wearing shorts with stockings, that's just nasty, why do people even do that. Especially when it's a school day, you can tell they're just wearing the same ones they've been wearing all day. A bit yuck. Understatement actually.

I pulled out my purchases and the looks I got from my friends said it all, I had to then clarify - "It'll be perfect for the BEACH, in SUMMER". Bro I ain't wearing it out on the streets of Hamilton, I'd probably get Mc Donald's wrappers thrown at me out of Holden Commodore 1996's, you classy Hamiltonians you.

There's a facebook group that says "The awkward moment when you go to Hamilton and it robs your dignity" - Took the words out of mine, and i'm sure many others mouths. This city is oppressive! Thankgoodness i only live here part time, thankgoodness for homes in different area codes, thankgoodness for escapes!